CollegeHumor: Toddlers and Tiaras http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/toddlers-and-tiaras Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6845320 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6845320/my-toddlers-tiaras-obsession-is-reaching-critical-mass My ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ Obsession is Reaching Critical Mass Tue, 06 Nov 2012 13:07:55 -0500
It began to hit me when I looked up at the clock and realized I had been bedazzling a tulle skirt for the better part of two hours: my weird obsession with over-the-top child beauty pageants – specifically, the abomination known as TLC's "Toddlers & Tiaras" – may be getting out of hand.


For Halloween I had planned to dress as one of the spray-tanned, fake toothed, Pixi Stix-gobbling, Mountain Dew-chugging little girls featured on the show, and the details were of utmost importance. Little white frilly socks must be tracked down, the skirt must pouf out in just the right "cupcake" style, my curls must be shellacked with hairspray, and I must seize the stage of life as my imaginary mother shouts "WORK IT SMOOCHY" from the wings.


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