"Toy" Video

It's better the children hear this kind of language now, rather than from the phones at school.

I mean, obviously. Who doesn't hate having their home world destroyed.

"Oh, the horror! The miniature horror!"

The best part is not having to clean up.

Those inanimate plastic toys didn't even see it coming.

"Jackpot." -the world's most sadistic Zamboni driver.

Finally, an air guitar that doesn't require me to use my imagination.

I don't know anything about cars, so I'm going to say that this Lego invention will single-handedly solve our dependence on fossil fuels.

The next time she emerges from that air-tight orb she'll be a woman.

Is it food or is it magic? No one knows for sure.

Wow. Think of how much time Pixar must have wasted animating when they could have just done this.

Pretty cool, but his time would have been better spent inventing jet packs.

"We couldn't afford a DJ, but we got something just as good."

I don't have time to play these. Give me the Cliffs Notes action figures.

Should've had those airbags installed.

Should've had those airbags installed

I'd expect that kind of thing from a Scar toy, but not Rafiki.

Comes with Removable Banana Accessory!

It only works because, when translated to English, every Rammstein songs is about cookies.

I hope all those tiny people were wearing their seat belts.