...]]> /article/6597828 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6597828/playmobile-911 Mon, 29 Aug 2011 18:34:34 -0400

BreakerBreaker we have a hairless acrobat trapped inside the utility storage compartment over here in the Camper Van. Someone shoved a baby guinea pig and dirtbike handlebars into her headchamber, but she's still ...]]> /article/6295242 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6295242/if-build-a-bears-were-as-terrible-as-real-children Thu, 23 Sep 2010 14:34:48 -0400

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1. Pogs

The game that made little to no sense to most children, "playing" Pogs prepared us for many a drinking game that's only purpose is social interaction. Oh, what's that? That cute girl with no hand/eye coordination needs a beer pong partner? Yeah, she was the same girl that you let get the better shooter trade in kindergarten. Also,assuming you actually played pogs, the intensely focused wrist-snap motion should have warmed you up for flip cup.
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Stretch Armstrong is being held captive in the lair of the evil Skeletor. His limbs are tied to toy cars.


Skeletor: Tell me the location of the GI Joe secret headquarters!
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