"Sales of ostrich toys are down. Figure something out!"
Come on, Spider-Man, did you have to cover the city in that stuff?
Nothing defeats terrorism like mildly shaded eyes.
Dinosaurs hate being licked.
Not the fairy tale romance I had in mind.
Go! Go, you beautiful coil!
I haven't trusted LEGO since the first time I stepped on one.
2012 - Crabs learn to use simple toys. 2025 - Crabs take over the world.
"Looks like you've got some damage in the back. I can repair it, but I'm all out of red bricks."
It's just web fluid, I swear!
Oh, look, it's my childhood condensed into a single object.
Now he's just toying with Romney's head.
"Eh, I think I'll just use pen."
The only way to toy with this guy's emotions.
You don't want the pilot having a nightmare should he fall asleep.
This Millenium Falcon I'm building is gonna take forever.
You just know Barbie had daddy issues.
Someone should tell him to stop playing with himself.
Beanie Babies are about to make a strong comeback.
It's just a bunch of loose cotton and fabric to make your own bear.
It's the simplest way to be a bad parent.
It even comes with acne stickers to put all over your face.
That would go for $25 anywhere else. Guaranteed.
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.