I bleed anarchy. From a goddamn papercut.
Holograms are a gateway drug, kids.
Ladies like badboys, right?
In other news, man thinks he's a cat.
The can told me to!
Unless you wait for trash collection and then make your grand escape.
Yep, that fits nicely.
The importance of proper grammar.
Wh-what did you do with Oscar the Grouch, Cookie Monster. What did you do?!?
Just throw it in the recycling bin. It all goes to the same place anyway.
He's Decepticonning girls into thinking he's not white trash.
Tom Hanks is a staunch anti-litter proponent.
High strength nylon string use number 4,182: Urban renovation.
"Went to throw up in my trashcan, forgetting it was FUCKING MESH."