Picture You don't want to know what they had to do for 1st place. If anyone knew the truth they'd be dishonorably discharged.
Picture The beer pong championship belt. If someone sinks a ball in it, they should become the new champion.
Picture An eighth grade "most improved player" trophy becomes a college "most unimproved in life" trophy.
Picture "This is the official beer pong trophy that was awarded to the winner of a World Cup style tournament. We had 32 'countries' represented. The winner was Germany, after beating Brazil in a game of 21 cup beer pong. Depicted here are Israel and the Vatican"
Picture It may not be as glamorous as the Stanley Cup, but at least this beer pong trophy comes with an emergency Keystone.
Picture Weird statistic - every winner of the Iowa Truck Driving Championship has also at least medaled in the National Mullet Championship every year since 1999.