Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I don't want to scare you, but I think that's a Transformer.
Dumps like a truck, truck, truck. Rims like like what, what, what.
So long as he honks the horn when I gesture for it, I'm really not concerned with how safe he is.
Oh man I hope that truck can just grow wings and take off.
Even 13-year-olds roll their eyes at this guy.
Oh why do I live this way?
Nah I figure this truck is 6, maybe 7, feet tall.
How many lonely hours behind the wheel do you think it took to write that one?
Jesus! I almost hit that truck.
Once upon a time there was a daddy truck, a mommy truck, and a baby truck.
Wide turns, eh?
Mmmmmm... inedible liquid chickens.
Make up your mind, you two are driving me crazy.
An Aggie in Lake Austin.
Late fees make me angry, too.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.