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But officer, the bear said he would be back!
"Is sex with turtles illegal?" Not if you are Axl Rose.
Is there any other kind?
Slower......... slower........................... slower.
Those turtles grow more resourceful every day.
He drinks slow, but he drinks HARD.
"Dude, seriously, its not in there."
Today, we're teaching turtles how to fly!
I told our interns to turn the cute factor up, but they pulled the lever too far and steam started shooting out and stuff. TOO CUTE!
"Is that turtle 21?"
The slowest orgy ever.
"I guess they really like turtles?"
Now he needs a giant turtle that he can get naked and ride around on and he'll officially be a deity.
Guys, I swear! Yesterday, Yertle could ollie!
I hope that turtle can run fast.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.