"Turtles" Video

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Turtle can't get no Action video Turtle can't get no Action

That Rolling Stones song, "Satisfaction," was actually written about this turtle. They were on a lot of drugs.

| 15 comments | January 17, 2012
Turtle has Tomato Problems video Turtle has Tomato Problems

Talk about a greenish/brown whine.

| 19 comments | January 08, 2012
Woman Excites Entire Tortoise video Woman Excites Entire Tortoise

Fact: Tortoises are hung like tortoises.

| 14 comments | October 05, 2011
Bird Executes Hit on Turtle video Bird Executes Hit on Turtle

He'll never talk about his mother that way again.

| 7 comments | June 09, 2011
Lightning Larry, the World's Fastest Turtle video Lightning Larry, the World's Fastest Turtle

He's as fast as he is a turtle. Very!

| 27 comments | May 25, 2011
Turtle Likes Sex, Just Not As Much As Food video Turtle Likes Sex, Just Not As Much As Food

This is just like the "The Tortoise and the Hare" story my dad used to tell me. He's in jail now.

| 14 comments | May 07, 2010
Bill O'Reilly Interviews the "I Like Turtles" Kid video Bill O'Reilly Interviews the "I Like Turtles" Kid

| 0 comments | July 23, 2008
Three Little Words: I Like Turtles video Three Little Words: I Like Turtles

| 1 comment | July 23, 2008
I Like Turtles Remix video I Like Turtles Remix

| 0 comments | July 23, 2008
I Like Turtles Rap video I Like Turtles Rap

| 1 comment | July 23, 2008
Tortoise CB video Tortoise CB

They were humping right under the walk way. We couldn't find were the noise was coming from. Then we heard some kid a couple feet down say, "look daddy, they are moving!!"

| 1 comment | July 13, 2007
Bands Reunited: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles video Bands Reunited: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Parody of Vh1's "Bands Reunited" Made by The Beeftrain Incident www.myspace.com/beeftrainincident Originally seen on Something Else TV www.somethingelsetv.com

| 2 comments | June 12, 2007