Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter picture Taco Bell Drops a Truth Bomb on Twitter

"Also, everyone you love will one day die." - Taco Bell

From DaJared

| 1 comment | May 18, 2012
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy picture C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

| 8 comments | April 24, 2012
Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder picture Girl Doesn't Understand Meaning of Second Degree Murder

Obviously he killed a degree. I mean it's right in the name.

From runrummer

| 4 comments | April 12, 2012
Obama Follows Fleshlight on Twitter picture Obama Follows Fleshlight on Twitter

That's what he gets for signing Biden up for that "Boehner of the Month" mailing list.

From ladymisskate

| 3 comments | March 28, 2012
Donald Trump Tweets about Rosie and Rick Santorum picture Donald Trump Tweets about Rosie and Rick Santorum

| Be the first to comment! | March 21, 2012
Religious Twitter Spambot picture Religious Twitter Spambot

Let there be spam.

From Jesse Eisemann

| Be the first to comment! | March 19, 2012
How to Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper picture How to Cite a Tweet in an Academic Paper

Coincidentally, it's also how you make an elderly professor's brain explode.

From The Atlantic

| 1 comment | March 05, 2012
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet picture Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

| 6 comments | February 27, 2012
Rick Santorum Gets Owned on Twitter picture Rick Santorum Gets Owned on Twitter

"Excuse me, that violates fait or beliefs that might get me elected."

| 3 comments | February 26, 2012
WTF Waffle House Whitney Houston Tweet picture WTF Waffle House Whitney Houston Tweet

Now the only things stickier than their tables is the situations they get in.

| Be the first to comment! | February 21, 2012
The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer picture The Internet, Your Not-So-Secret Admirer

At least, barring a vicious magnetic storm, they'll never leave you.

| 3 comments | February 14, 2012
Logo Math picture Logo Math

"Ugh, I forgot to carry the Pizzeria Uno."

| Be the first to comment! | January 24, 2012
Obama's Al Green Ringtone picture Obama's Al Green Ringtone

Perfect for when you're in the mood (to disrupt a meeting).

| Be the first to comment! | January 23, 2012
Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store picture Situation Kicked Out Of Apple Store

He kept lifting his shirt up to say "there's an ab for that."

| 1 comment | October 18, 2011
U.S. Census Tweet picture U.S. Census Tweet

What else are they going to tweet about, important stuff?

| 12 comments | August 15, 2011
Secret Service is Tired of Fox News picture Secret Service is Tired of Fox News

Wait, that's not a secret.

| 6 comments | May 23, 2011
Food Not Bibles picture Food Not Bibles

Quite frankly, it tastes like crazy.

| 15 comments | May 12, 2011
Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti picture Terror Alert Now Raised to Confetti

It's only scary for the people who have to clean it up.

| 4 comments | May 06, 2011
Ghost of Osama bin Laden on Twitter picture Ghost of Osama bin Laden on Twitter

Note: Followers will not receive 72 virgins.

| Be the first to comment! | May 06, 2011
The Rock Knows All picture The Rock Knows All

He obviously smelled what Obama was cookin'.

| 10 comments | May 02, 2011