Picture "Shh, shh go to sleep. Just listen to Mr. Face Tattoo. I'm looking out for you, baby. I love you. I'd never hurt you. TAP THE F*CK OUT!"
Picture The same amount of bloodshed as the UFC with the added bonus of alcohol. How could this possibly go wrong?
Picture "I snuck into the cage at a UFC fight and managed to get my picture taken with the ring girls, they were all just looking at me like 'who the hell is this kid,' but I jumped in the picture anyway."