Picture "Hey little guy, want to get Big Sis another Mountain Dew Code Red? It's gonna be a long shoot."
Picture Everyone thinks their own poopers are lovely. Newsflash Amy: Your sh*t don't smell like roses.
Picture "She was just lying on my bed when I got back to my dorm. So I politely asked her to leave. She was obviously lost and in the wrong room."
Picture He didn't lift that up and there's definitely no wind. That's because this is the new Hollister "Breezy Day" skirt. It's just always like that.
Picture "So in conclusion, if you want to be a Zeta Beta Zeta, this is how sick your bod needs to be. You getting all this, Megan?"