Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Talk about sloppy seconds.
Can we get a courtesy flush, Red?
Don't worry, he's still peeing. It's just tiring standing up when you're that drunk.
He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after.
A powerful step on the road for gender equality.
If just looking is a faux pas, what's taking a picture?
"Line was too long for the crapper. My friend dared me to shit in the pisser.....I won."
Sometimes you have to read between the lines.
The flusher makes it look like it's winking.
Hardly Working: Toilet Humor
"When you piss on it, you score."
A urinal that you can also poop in - world's worst invention?
Worst job ever? Urinal goalie.
Thanks to the person who submitted this for not including their wiener in the picture.
I'd be impressed if someone could use both at once.
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