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Combat Soldier Does the Carlton
Protecting your right to sit in pajamas and watch "Fresh Prince" reruns all day.
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Canada Runs for US President
Canada, America's hat--but also best option.
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Bolton Anthem
If you have to the time to write the national anthem on your hand, you have the time to learn it.
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Welcome to America
Statue of Lipidy.
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Barack Obama Hulks Out
Health care and industrial-strength slacks for everyone.
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Grocery Store Marching Band Flash Mob
John Philip Sousa is marching in his grave.
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Obama Embarrasses Self and Entire USA During Toast to Queen
Don't blame me, I voted for a different Queen.
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Secret Service is Tired of Fox News
Wait, that's not a secret.
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Illinois Senator Reads Letter From Wu-Tang Clan
It is her duty as an elected official to protect America's neck.
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Obama's Car Gets Stuck at US Embassy
It's a good thing Bin Laden's compound didn't have any curbs.
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The Worst National Anthem Ever Supercut
They should have just recited "The Pledge of Allegiance," or never agreed to do anything like this at all.
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Tim Heidecker's Herman Cain Ad
Ride the Cain train.
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Obama's Al Green Ringtone
Perfect for when you're in the mood (to disrupt a meeting).


