Just when you thought everything with you and your new, but definitely-the-one lover was going great, there was some kind of miscommunication or you did something like a real bonehead, and now your lo …
Just because it's bloody doesn't mean I'm a bleedin' heart liberal or nuthin'.
It's sad until you find out he loves doing this--then it's really sad.
Killing-Mer softly with his puns.
A rose by any other name would taste like meat.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
With pizza you're never alone.
If you want news on Egypt, this isn't the publication for you.
Hey, he brought penis shaped chocolates to the set.
"You got your card. Now move out of the way so I can get back to gaming."