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Jake and Amir
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That vending machine's actually trying to get food from her.
Coca-Cola just installed Windows 7.
It makes sense. Use the condom. Celebrate with Pop Rocks. Then take the Advil because you ate the Pop Rocks way too fast.
"Hello little boy. Would you like to touch one of my gumballs?"
Everyone knows baby prefer shrooms.
"Some idiot lodged a candy bar in the door and now there is at least 10 bags of chips or candy bars waiting for whoever can dislodge the sword in the stone."
Hold on! I think... I... can... almost... reach.... it....
So neither of us do and now I'm thirsty, thanks.
"That's not the way this works, give me a fucking soda."
"I had to buy it and it was really good. Chocolate covered crispies and peanuts."
"Ever wonder how the vending machine coffee is made?"
Husband: Honey? Do you have any quarters?Wife: Why do you need quarters?Husband: no reason
I suck at this game anyway. I always get it all over my shirt.
Are you watching this machine with the cheetos? You are next.
I'll have a Fanta - psych!
Wow, I could live on nothing but what's in this vending machine for a year.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.