If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods. picture If you find his virginity, please be kind and bury it deep in the woods.

| 29 comments | January 19, 2011
The virgin is mobile. I repeat. The virgin is mobile. picture The virgin is mobile. I repeat. The virgin is mobile.

From Brandon

| 23 comments | September 10, 2010
It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon. picture It's absolutely NOTHING like a snake. It's actually much more like a caterpillar cacoon.

From Maggie

| 1 comment | April 15, 2010
She's obviously talking about getting her ear pierced. picture She's obviously talking about getting her ear pierced.

From JChrist

| 10 comments | February 22, 2010
So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday! picture So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday!

From Cody

| 20 comments | January 05, 2010
A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals. picture A V-Card for a fake ID? I've seen worse deals.

From Douche Bag

| 38 comments | October 29, 2009
Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can. picture Virgins can eat some of the frosting left in the plastic cup. It's soaking wet and at the bottom of the trash can.

From JAC

| 44 comments | October 19, 2009
Finally, born-again virgins can start fresh! picture Finally, born-again virgins can start fresh!

From nancyonelmst

| 25 comments | October 09, 2009
By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more. picture By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more.

From Crisis

| 85 comments | April 05, 2009
Here lies Saint Virgin. picture Here lies Saint Virgin.

From ean:Hydro's sidekick

| 45 comments | March 27, 2009
"He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake." picture "He lost his virginity, so we baked him a cake."

From jimmy

| 66 comments | May 17, 2007
"The Fingering of Virginal Music" picture "The Fingering of Virginal Music"

From B.J.

| 21 comments | March 09, 2007
"My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it. picture "My friend finally lost her virginity, and so I made her a cake, complete with cherry laffy-taffy labia and chocolate-sprinkle pubes." I don't see the cherry, I guess someone lost it.

From -k

| 43 comments | December 23, 2006
I can't decide who I hate more - him or the two girls who are putting up with him. picture I can't decide who I hate more - him or the two girls who are putting up with him.

| 33 comments | November 03, 2006
You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype. picture You'll thank them one day - this sex thing you keep hearing about lives up to the hype.

From monkeyman6

| 12 comments | October 19, 2006
Anything But Clothes fundraiser this weekend. picture Anything But Clothes fundraiser this weekend.

| 17 comments | October 03, 2006
35 seems a little old for public indecency. I'm sure whoever was around you would agree. picture 35 seems a little old for public indecency. I'm sure whoever was around you would agree.

| 1 comment | November 20, 2005
Ashley, you may be too nostalgic. picture Ashley, you may be too nostalgic.

| 1 comment | October 12, 2005
Dan at OSU, I think I speak for the thousands of visitors to this site when I say congratulations. picture Dan at OSU, I think I speak for the thousands of visitors to this site when I say congratulations.

From Ben

| 2 comments | September 26, 2005
Yeah right, who do you think you're fooling? picture Yeah right, who do you think you're fooling?

From Triton_10

| 2 comments | September 17, 2005