Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Caution: It may just be Rip Taylor in a speedo.
They didn't specify the cookie. Better luck next time monkeys!
That's exactly what superheroes would say if they didn't want more superhumans roaming the Earth.
Unless you're taking a Neurology class in which case you may want to learn more about BRAAAAAAINS!
Yeah, but how cool do they look getting it?
There is also "no f-in way."
You'd expect this from Denny's, but IHOP! I never.
I got assaulted walking down the street.
Please plan your emergencies accordingly.
Captain Obvious should be demoted to cleaning the latrines.
Solution: Max Repel
Oh, I'm sorry officer. Are you gonna prosect me? Oh no, not prosected! Whatever will I do?!
This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean.
... by a one-eyed redneck beast loosely chained to a tree.
If you think that's bad, try getting "laptopped"
If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.
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