Tag: Warning (Page 7)

Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time. Picture Warning - the funniest thing ever may happen at any time.
Beware the Cat-Snake! Picture Beware the Cat-Snake!
Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you Picture Now you've got the perfect pickup line! Walk up to a girl and get her attention. Now, pretend that when you touch your butt with your finger it's so hot that it makes a sizzling "tsssss" noise. Then pull down your pants, pretend to look surprised when you
Look out! Picture Look out!
That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do. Picture That's the most badass thing a skydiver can do.
Was there any parental advice before you got the tattoo? Picture Was there any parental advice before you got the tattoo?
Thanks for the heads up, I guess. Picture Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
"Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring." Picture "Be sure that children do not reach into your vagina and steal the ring."
$200? Fine! Picture $200? Fine!
Well fine then, but don't say we didn't warn you! Picture Well fine then, but don't say we didn't warn you!
You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you. Picture You keep crying wolf and nobody's going to beleive you.
This sign is probably more effective now then it ever was when it was still standing. Picture This sign is probably more effective now then it ever was when it was still standing.
This sign may be a little silly, but I'm sure there is a noticeable increase in the alertness of anyone who reads it. Picture This sign may be a little silly, but I'm sure there is a noticeable increase in the alertness of anyone who reads it.
"Caution: Shoeless dead children in roadway" Picture "Caution: Shoeless dead children in roadway"
My favorite part is "he is not trustworthy." Pray for Mojo. Picture My favorite part is "he is not trustworthy." Pray for Mojo.
"It's lurking everywhere" Picture "It's lurking everywhere"
This policy has to be a little bit flexible. Picture This policy has to be a little bit flexible.
CAUTION: WALLS MAY ENCLOSE AREA AND/OR SUPPORT STRUCTURE. Picture CAUTION: WALLS MAY ENCLOSE AREA AND/OR SUPPORT STRUCTURE.
Does this sort of thing happen to anyone besides Yogi Bear? Picture Does this sort of thing happen to anyone besides Yogi Bear?
Why illustrate a sign when the illustration isn't going to even hint at what I should or shouldn't be doing? Picture Why illustrate a sign when the illustration isn't going to even hint at what I should or shouldn't be doing?
No flashing lights? Picture No flashing lights?
"No watching people crap while wearing a top hat? Saw this on a Dattco bus in the bathroom. Let me tell you, it ruined my plans for the afternoon." Picture "No watching people crap while wearing a top hat? Saw this on a Dattco bus in the bathroom. Let me tell you, it ruined my plans for the afternoon."
I feel safer already. Picture I feel safer already.
I wasn't planning on it anyways. Picture I wasn't planning on it anyways.