Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
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The Graphic Truth
That's right, your boyfriend is cheating on you with some AIDSy skank.
No Mexican food waiters allowed at this brothel! If you're unsure if you're a Mexican food waiter, please ask our friendly pimps.
Maybe it's like that book The Giver in there.
I knew this flashy spitoon was going to be a waste of money.
If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.
"We guessed that it meant: No losers with 'brave' tattoed in chinese on their upper arms."
It's really, really thin.
No fun allowed!
"Ahhh, what does the sign know? I say we go for it!" said the most stubborn trucker in the world, even though nobody was listening.
Oh good, you guys speak English. I've never seen that rubber balloon in my life and I have no idea how it got up my ass.
Be safe - nobody wants to go on Spring break and come back married!
Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
Oh, that's what I was doing wrong.
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