Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Madness? This is a wet floor!
Hit five in a row and the points double!
Rapists, you guys are cool.
His poor stick widow.
Rose No's Baseball.
Do you have anything to say before you are sentenced, empty Slurpee cup?
That's right, your boyfriend is cheating on you with some AIDSy skank.
No Mexican food waiters allowed at this brothel! If you're unsure if you're a Mexican food waiter, please ask our friendly pimps.
Maybe it's like that book The Giver in there.
I knew this flashy spitoon was going to be a waste of money.
If you come across a giant moose, all you can do is pay attention and hope for the best.
I thought most floops were wet? Isn't their natural habitat the water?
Only ride here with two wheels. Got it.
"We guessed that it meant: No losers with 'brave' tattoed in chinese on their upper arms."
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