Treadmill Does Not Recommend Running picture Treadmill Does Not Recommend Running

You know you're fat when...

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Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain picture Danger Sign Warns of Both Death and Pain

Authorised Personnel can totally touch it though

| Be the first to comment! | May 17, 2012
Sign in Stockton, Not Fairyland picture Sign in Stockton, Not Fairyland

Not that Fairyland is that safe either. Have these people never heard of changelings?

| 2 comments | April 10, 2012
Bear and Playground Warning Signs picture Bear and Playground Warning Signs

The perfect playground for your kids, if you hate your kids.

| Be the first to comment! | March 29, 2012
Dear me, Don't go to Law School video Dear me, Don't go to Law School

On the bright side, if you do go to law school, you can make a video warning others not to make the same mistake someday.

| 18 comments | March 01, 2012
Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement picture Warning: Do Not Practice Ninja Skills in the Basement

Hanging up a Chuck Norris poster and calling it a dojo does not automatically make it one.

| 3 comments | January 16, 2012
More Specific Wikipedia Warnings article More Specific Wikipedia Warnings
| 9 comments | November 01, 2011
Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard picture Extreme Do Not Disturb Nap Whiteboard

For the love of the puppy, don't wake him.

| 46 comments | September 30, 2011
Health Risk Warning Sign picture Health Risk Warning Sign

Unless you're Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Junior" of course.

| 3 comments | August 31, 2011
Warning Flyer picture Warning Flyer

He carries it 15 blocks just to drop it off on his ex-girlfriend's lawn.

| 42 comments | July 08, 2011
Customer Parking Only Sign picture Customer Parking Only Sign

The Chianti owner totally has a scrap metal shop on the side.

| Be the first to comment! | June 21, 2011
A Warning From The Future Originals A Warning From The Future

Whatever you do, don't.

| 23 comments | June 20, 2011
Beware: Family Guy Reference picture Beware: Family Guy Reference

If you think monkeys are scary, you've never seen a copyright lawyer.

| 1 comment | April 04, 2011