Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I take your pepper spray and raise you a Febreze smoke bomb.
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.
If you were planning on rolling up in your tank, don't.
Oh, c'mon. You can totally see the wires.
This is what happens when dreams become a reality (and a college kid gets a part-time job and disposable income).
Every American family should have one.
He's tough as bullets, yet delicate as a huge flying insect.
Hardly Working: Bullet Trick
I dunno, dude. Knife spoon is pretty cool...
Is this officially d*ck into d*ck porn?
"Taken at the Cleveland airport as a display example of what not to bring onto the plane."
"Interior of my car." Weird, man.
"This is an actual cake from a wedding I went to in Alabama. The shotgun shells were intentional."
How to really "cut the deck".
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.