Picture Hey, sometimes even children need to relax! Which is why they give them blunt scissors for arts & crafts.
Picture The cold sidewalk feels sooo damn good on ecstasy. Like, almost not as cold as it usually does. Almost.
Picture A simple accounting equation or a professor involved in a new career? Either way, it's a sticky situation.
Picture She's soooo out of it right now. Look at her, just staring into space like the stoner she is. Classic grandma.
Picture This film went unknown because the people that saw it mysteriously suffered from loss of short term memory.
Picture There's a pretty good chance the Domino's staff thought of this idea while blitzed outta their skulls.
Picture I trust you Wikipedia. You'd never steer me wrong, so I'll do it even though I've got my midterm project due tomorrow.
Picture "Sometimes I just feel like I could swim too, ya know? Like... if only I could breath under water!"