But not as weird as tie-dye.
Our founding fathers fought for this freedom.
Behold, the women of the internet.
God forbid your messy cuticles get in the way of opening that annoying thing on the back of the remote control.
F*cking rain f*cking sucks, f*ck.
Hey, there's no shame in knowing your audience. Or maybe there is.
Then and only then would I leave my scary demon race car bed.
Master is not home. Can I take a weird message?
Never have to buy targets at ANOTHER store ever again!
The the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Yep, my Mondays are always adorable and kinda dead looking.
Cheese comes with a free punch.
The new nuclear family in modern America. What a sight.
But just to make sure it's safe. Don't worry or anything.
Diet's still going strong. Today's just my cheat day.
"Yeah, guys, let's not invite Grace to any more parties."
No wonder Eeyore seems so damaged.
All hail the giant Face Snail.
Congrats! It's a...thing.
Today was a no pants, slutty underwear scooter type of day, y'know?
Everyone likes to feel fresh, even if they can't actually feel.
Welcome to Hell, children.