Picture "Ever seen a guy in an automatic wheel chair dance?" Not only is the answer no, I have no idea what you are taking about.
Picture "Don't people in wheelchairs usually do ramps pretty well? I mean... it's kind of their thing, isn't it?"
Picture My Friend D passed out in a club in Las Vegas and couldn't walk home so the Security guard got us a wheelchair to get him to the room. Random Older couple by the elevator that didn't speak any English was more then happy to pose for the pic
Picture "I got drunk one night and cut my foot in the pond behind our dorms. I am not allowed to walk on it for three weeks. That did not stop me from partying."