Picture Her husband bought her a push mower instead of a Ride-On, so she put on 150 lbs and stopped walking to spite him.
Picture Most disabled Asians can actually maneuver this by rolling the chair into a perfect handstand, then a leftward cartwheel to get through the entrance.
Picture "This kid got his wheelchair caught in the grill of a semi truck. he traveled 5 miles at 55 miles an hour before cops finally pulled the truck over. the driver of the truck said he had no idea that the kid was there."
Picture Hey moron, you're going to hit the bar. God you're stupid, haven't you played this game before? Fucking idiot.
Picture I know my rocket skis are what put you in the wheelchair, but I really think one is going to work.