Picture How much work is required to move a textbook author (m = 1.36 x 10^2 kg) outside? Estimate how many people he will meet.
Picture "I went out of a town for a night, and found out my girlfriend was cheating on me when I found this letter in our mailbox."
Picture It's unclear if Jenkem is real, but if you have any friends with bad breath maybe you should talk to them.
Picture You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.
Picture Why don't you just send the ghost of your dead mother to haunt the thief and scare him into giving back the cart?
Picture "So this card showed up in our mailbox... not mailed (no stamp). I have no idea what it's about."