Sorry kid, but there ain't no more room in this town for another streetlight.
I'm gonna ink!
Looks like someone threw out their Julius Caesar salad.
But his friends call him "Nickname."
Some men just want to serve the community to the community.
Who uses a vibrator at 6:12 PM?
Someone OBVIOUSLY doesn't understand the definition of "meta".
But do we have to buy it?
That'll do the trick.
You learn the best by doing.
It's a box in a box.
Great, thanks, that's exactly what I meant.
Ridiculous that a store would infringe on customers' rights like that.
Comes with a free pamphlet about overcompensating for your inadequacies.
She just needs some tough love, that's all.
Just another boring, mundane local news story that we can all relate to.
But just to make sure it's safe. Don't worry or anything.
It's hard to keep calm your first time, but after a while you carry on.
Sometimes the best way to express yourself is through the linguistic art of writing. Sometimes, it's best to just not do anything at all. Here's 10 letters that may or may not encompass both.
Very good, Adam. Now I'm going to file what's called a "restraining order" against you.
Who the f@*k wrote this?
Ah, the great mystery of life solved.