CollegeHumor: Words

This Definition for 'Trouble' Seems a Little Racist

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:14:31 -0400

Close-minded adj. [klohz mahyn-did] Audrey's family is a bunch of close-minded idiots.

Bad Dad Chops Carrots with a Chainsaw

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 12:20:30 -0400

He also uses the woodchipper as a blender.

Officer Takes Pity on Stalled Car

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 12:47:36 -0400

Will not work on landlords.

Proud Mother of Prisoner of the Month

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 13:22:38 -0400

Hope he didn't drop the trophy.

What's Your Street Name?

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 13:05:58 -0400

He could use some street smarts.

The Ho That Made Apple Butter

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 12:11:24 -0400

How embarrassing! They forget to put an 'e' at the end of ho!

Local News Takes Stupid Poll

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 12:06:31 -0400

Dumb question, dumber answers.

Cheeseburger Stabbing

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 12:57:24 -0400

A delicious red sauce was seen everywhere.

T is for Tits

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:30:53 -0400

"Why did the teacher correct my spelling? I know what I said."

The 9 Best Twin Quotes from Yearbooks

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 17:37:16 -0400

The 9 Best Twin Quotes from Yearbooks

Mmm... Sour Farts

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 16:48:55 -0400

Eating these is just half the experience.

Clean Comedy in a World of Gross-Out Humor and Subtle Sex Jokes

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 09:59:32 -0400

I'm appalled at the sheer amount of gross-out humor, sex jokes and dirty words being used in comedy these days. Often they're subtle, buried deep within seemingly "clean" material, but that doesn't excuse it. Personally, I have resisted the urge to lower myself to making immature, crass sex jokes or anything in that vein, but it's hard to pass that test. I cull ideas from experience, like every comic, and often my pen is drawn to that low hanging fruit, so it's a struggle to keep it clean. I'm no prude and I don't fear the taboo, be it well-worn territory or not, but whole crap bits based on dirty words take no skill to master. Bait the hook or drag a wide net and you'll catch a little laugh with filth, but I'd rather make it hard on myself and handle my rod like a skilled angler. I see men (and women) in the crowd who want that, too. "Challenge us, sir! Come size up our intellect and entertain us," their pained expressions say. As a performer I want to rise to the occasion, even if that means bumping heads with those who wish to stay in an intellectual hole or chasm.

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16 Television Captions That Have Gotten Really Weird

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:19:47 -0400

16 Television Captions That Have Gotten Really Weird

The Lonely Island: Spell It Out

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 10:45:49 -0400

The O.G. is silent.

He Has the Best Boobs in the World

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:45:08 -0400

He's in a special class for kids who develop early.

Kia Warns You Not to Buy a Kia

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 13:05:09 -0400

When buyer's remorse turns vengeful.

How to Have Sex Told By a Grade Schooler

Thu, 30 May 2013 12:01:10 -0400

There you go, honey. The birds and the bees.

Big Gas Savings

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:11:32 -0400

Ooo dat big gas. _Previously from (yes) Kmart_ - "*Ship My Pants*":http://www.collegehumor.com/embed/6883817/ship-my-pants

Semicolon Rap (The Lonely Island)

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:56:02 -0400

Punctuation up in this piece.

Microwave Comes With Chaos Button

Wed, 22 May 2013 14:27:00 -0400

I mean, I knew Hot Pockets were bad for you but goddamn.