Looks like someone paid for express shipping.
You don't even wanna know what he had to do to get that title (wear socks).
Because sometimes you just need that quick major-life-event fix.
Pop a wheelie or die tryin'.
The mail may be delivered through sleet or snow, but that doesn't mean it's going to be pleasant.
You do you, twerky. You. do. you.
Naughty, and not particularly nice.
Hulk SMASH...but Hulk no pay insurance.
Tsk, tsk. Potheads.
I could just get lost in your eyes. And never make human contact again. And slowly starve to death.
Don't hate the player, hate the game. But you can definitely hate that a lot.
He needs a Hail Mary.
No wonder the Little Mermaid had to go on land to find a decent kisser.
Nice styling, boss.
I'll take the dark meat, please.
Smile and say OH MY GOD PLEASE NO.
Japan, I think we need to talk...I know some really great doctors.
Bombaclat! Me forgot about me ire hair apointment!
Too bad Drew Brees isn't made out of latex rubber and filled with gelled corn syrup.
Nom nom nom NO!
Well, that's one way to pimp your lack of confidence.
Nope. Not even gonna go there.
For years, we thought aliens or artificial intelligence were going to take over the Earth. All this time it was hamsters?