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He'll make you wish you were never scorin'.

It's not his fault he couldn't get a good look at Mulva's name tag, one of her long, greying dreadlocks was in the way.

From Steve Agee

Trick question, the infundibulum is the frat house of a woman's body.

"NM, too. Please kill me."

I swear it's not usually this spongey.

I'm a big fan of Asian food, William Hung, and Howie Long--so eating here was sort of a no-brainer.

That's what we call a jolly ol' misunderstanding.

His dad passed it down to him, because, apparently, he wasn't.

Killing-Mer softly with his puns.

From Dustin Banbury

A rose by any other name would taste like meat.

I'm jealous of that hose, but only because it isn't alive.

May the power of us shoving our tongues down each other's throats compel you to go home.

Give him a break, it will only take him like five minutes to accept those bribes.

"Who's walking who? Oh, never mind, I found my glasses."

He went to college at "F U, narc."

Now everyone knows you got it, dude.

He bought it back from his wife eight years ago.

Nose pluckers may not have fallen into the toilet, but someone's friendship certainly has.

"Dude, your building is like hot."

He's the only thing in there that cost more than a dollar to make.