What's the over-under on them hooking up tonight?
Every 6 millenia he comes out to feed.
He walked in on the bear hooking up with his only daughter.
He's a spokesperson for wrinkle-reducing face cream.
He's gunning for their hearts.
Guess what happened to Shadowfax after Gandalf left Middle-Earth.
Not even partial credit?
The motorcycle gets 55 mpg, but he can't be on it.
It's Benjamin Button's second cousin.
Kill two birds with one stone by only drinking blood.
They say math's the universal language, but this is all gibberish to me.
Best or worst family reunion ever?
You know, I just don't get political cartoons.
Weirdest 3-way ever.
Her gaze is glued to the beautiful golden cookie in the sky.
Why are Seth Rogen and some deformed Carrot Top watching this extreme child's game?
"It's not even July 4 and Uncle Ted's already streaking. Classic Uncle Ted."
I don't want MY kids near the Stone Crab Molester. That's for sure.
He's doing what he's doing on the shirt right now! Have we blown your mind yet?
Business as usual.
How much more evidence do you people need before we can all agree that ghosts exist?!?
This must be about 10 lost bets all rolled into one.