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World's Most Offensive Pants Color
It's offensive to say these pants are even colored in the first place.
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Perverted Disney Beads Moment
"Yup, yup. Gus, Gus, hurt, hurt."
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Pop Star Parenting
They're like an even hotter version of Goofus and Gallant.
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Her Warmup is Your Workout
Laugh now, but I'm up to six bags of flaming Cheetos a day.
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VagFresh Mints
Try it, you pussy.
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Private Sign: Do Not Read
Public Apology: Read.
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Mike-ball Jordan Dunks Head
I'll never forget the day he announced that he was switching to a baseball face.
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Cow Tied to Bike Rack
Great, someone stole the wheels off my cow again.
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Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
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Fat Horses
Aw, they think they're American people.
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Canine Construction Worker
He's out there working like a dog. A dog who was dressed up like a construction worker for a photo shoot.
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Siri Speaks Her Mind
She has over 25 web results for how stupid your face is.
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Don't Graduate with AIDS
Stay in school, but also condoms.
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Kid has Bread Roll Abs
I still think he looks a little doughy.
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Girl Unsure if She Looks Like Nicki Minaj
She's a bad at knowing who she looks like bitch.
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People Thinking Carl Weathers is Joseph Kony
I'd start a rumor that he's Stalin if it meant being able to get tickets to opening night of the Arrested Development movie.
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Toilet Paper Boast
"Eh, you can have it."
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In the Pink Gloves
Practice safe grossing girls out so much that they'll never have sex with you.
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Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.


