Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Good thing Gammy doesn't know what Yahoo Answers is or she'd be super pissed.
"What's next? You're going to tell me Handjob Wednesdays weren't a thing?!"
OK, have you tried getting on your roof? Or better yet, climb up the chimney. And start a roaring fire in the fireplace so it's super easy to see the smoke from your house, then let us know.
Yahoo Answers is becoming self aware
I can send you my recipe, but you're wasting your time if you use any other meat than "Grade A" Alaskan Firedragon.
It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
Sherry expert/ professional alcoholic/ experienced in assisting parental homicide for underage drinkers.
I'm glad zombies have finally figured out how to use the Internet
What if the San Francisco dining is what made his poop white?
I don't see that one on iTunes.
"Your honor, I'd like to submit this screencap from CollegeHumor.com as evidence of voluntary manslaughter."
Trust me, the advice for "getting rid of it" was much more graphic.
He'd really like to stress the word "Inadvertently."
Okay, okay first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you ali
"If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candies and nuts, I wouldn't have crapped on the floor."
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