Picture "Sneaking into the Memphis Zoo at 3 AM. We went through an underground tunnel and charged gazelles, petted elephants, and swam with sea lions! This is obviously the swimming with sea lions part." Also, Reed Rothchild from Boogie Nights seems to have come
Picture "In the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia where there are more dangerous snakes and crocodiles in the world they have a sign warning about the neatly coiled up hose, and to top it off theres a pic of a croc on it! Crickey!"
Picture "My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes."