Tag: Zoos (Page 3)

That's a shame, because tiger meat is so delicious and easy to digest. Picture That's a shame, because tiger meat is so delicious and easy to digest.
Kinky. Picture Kinky.
Pandas are nature's class clowns. Picture Pandas are nature's class clowns.
Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method. Picture Don't worry baby, I know the rhytem method.
"Saddest part was that he had two twin boys that had the same disturbing hair style." Picture "Saddest part was that he had two twin boys that had the same disturbing hair style."
What about dimes? They're small. Picture What about dimes? They're small.
Rhino and Boy Picture Rhino and Boy
"Stretch zebra." Picture "Stretch zebra."
Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats. Picture Having your salad tossed means have your ass eaten with grass or oats... I prefer oats.
Shouldn't that be "Dont throw poop in the objects"? Picture Shouldn't that be "Dont throw poop in the objects"?
Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too. Picture Turtles having sex is something you have to hear one day too.
So... have you guys heard anything about that plot to overthrow the zookeepers? Picture So... have you guys heard anything about that plot to overthrow the zookeepers?
Worst petting zoo ever. Picture Worst petting zoo ever.
The tiger is giving his "come hither" look. Picture The tiger is giving his "come hither" look.
"When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction." Picture "When a dominant male mounts a female during breedin season, it's for reproduction."
That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something. Picture That is the weirdest animal penis I have ever seen, and that's saying something.
"Sneaking into the Memphis Zoo at 3 AM. We went through an underground tunnel and charged gazelles, petted elephants, and swam with sea lions! This is obviously the swimming with sea lions part." Also, Reed Rothchild from Boogie Nights seems to have come Picture "Sneaking into the Memphis Zoo at 3 AM. We went through an underground tunnel and charged gazelles, petted elephants, and swam with sea lions! This is obviously the swimming with sea lions part." Also, Reed Rothchild from Boogie Nights seems to have come
Won't someone please think of the Children? Picture Won't someone please think of the Children?
Turtle sex at Honolulu Zoo! Picture Turtle sex at Honolulu Zoo!
Not as bad as 'all the animals are Bob Saget.' Picture Not as bad as 'all the animals are Bob Saget.'
"In the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia where there are more dangerous snakes and crocodiles in the world they have a sign warning about the neatly coiled up hose, and to top it off theres a pic of a croc on it! Crickey!" Picture "In the Steve Irwin Zoo in Australia where there are more dangerous snakes and crocodiles in the world they have a sign warning about the neatly coiled up hose, and to top it off theres a pic of a croc on it! Crickey!"
"My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes." Picture "My girlfriend and I were at the zoo in Waco, TX... I swear this elephant was humping that log for thirty minutes."
His name is Ganja. He is rewarded with treats for using simple tools while high. Picture His name is Ganja. He is rewarded with treats for using simple tools while high.
When zebras attack... Picture When zebras attack...