CollegeHumor: Zoos

Zoobooks For Humans

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:45:46 -0400

Zoobooks is proud to introduce a new line of magazines featuring the world's most exotic human beings! Now you can finally read about all those humans whom you've never seen in real life, but you know must be out there. Somewhere.

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Big Panda, Little Panda

Tue, 05 Feb 2013 11:01:44 -0500

Their cuteness does not appear to be endangered.

Justin Beaver Waves to Fans

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 12:21:11 -0500

Hot dam.

Zookeeper Trolls Crowd

Thu, 04 Oct 2012 13:19:35 -0400

Wow, I can't believe they actual thought he went to college for this.

Orangutan Copies Man

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 11:00:51 -0400

Monkey see, monkey do.

Elephant Meets Sea Lion

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 15:05:36 -0400

Jokes on you, this is actually the inside of a sea lion's zoo.

Baby Gorilla Reacts to Cold Stethoscope

Wed, 08 Aug 2012 11:01:38 -0400

Why haven't doctors figured out how to warm these up?

Guy Planking on Top of Tiger

Tue, 07 Aug 2012 08:49:13 -0400

Yeah, planking is old, but this guy is still on top of a tiger, and that's pretty awesome.

Chimpanzee Tries to Get Guy to Help Him Escape Zoo

Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:14:50 -0400

"Yeah, right, I like bananas and scratch my armpits--now let me out of here so I can tear your face off."

Gorilla Flips off Kid

Fri, 27 Jul 2012 12:00:58 -0400

You're bound to be a little grumpy if you spend most of your life in a cage.

Fun with a Green Screen

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 13:30:28 -0400

Thanks, Al Gore.

Baby Makes Chimpanzee Best Friend at the Zoo

Mon, 18 Jun 2012 11:52:06 -0400

Congratulations on helping set the record for most people coming up with the same idea for a movie.

Chimp Really Wants Woman To Open Her Bag

Tue, 15 May 2012 13:34:02 -0400

He's not going to find his long-lost parents in there.

Female Lion Tries to Eat a Human Baby

Thu, 03 May 2012 11:36:54 -0400

It's the cutest near-death experience ever.

Orangutan Puts On Coat

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:57:01 -0400

So that's the difference between monkeys and orangutans.

Monkey Licking The Window Is Both Adorable And Horrifying

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 13:30:31 -0400

They really have to stop using banana-flavored windex.

Lion Cubs Pretend They Don't Want to Eat Trainer

Wed, 21 Mar 2012 12:27:39 -0400

It's so cute when they're deceiving.

Red Panda Fights a Pumpkin

Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:47:03 -0400

En Garde? En Gourd!

Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:30:35 -0500

In fairness, the baby's species is keeping him prisoner.

Zoo Monkey Enjoys iPhone

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:43:48 -0500

Haha, they're so dumb. They can't even figure out how to open angry birds.