The Game of Life: Personalized

Shortbus

Games I'll Probably Throw Out Now That I Own GTA IV

Internal Debate

Computer:Monitor, display this document, ok?Monitor: No prob, boss. Computer: OK, now it looks like Mouse is moving around so, Monitor, will you move the pointer icon accordingly?Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.Computer: Great, great. OK,...

College Girl's Diary as Imagined by Me

Typical Day in Class

While sitting in class (any class...it doesn't matter) I came to the realization that I can't stand 75% of the people in the room with me. There are so many times during the day that I feel the need to just get up and scream at people....but doing...

Talking to Myself

I owe Happy Happy Happy Man six months of laundry duty and a night with my sister for working his Photoshop magic on this one.

Christian Convenience Store

If Tattoo Parlors Had Admitted Me as a 12 Year Old

In A World Where Things Turned Out Differently

THE YEAR: 2019. Dale is playing Virtual Boy 6 when Chris rolls through the door.Chris: Hey bro! Sorry about this. There were so many PT Cruisers outside I couldn't find a place to park my Segway.Chris plops down on the couch and begins channel...

Super Emails

A Conversation With an Indie Sports Fan

Me: So what do you think about the Super Bowl this weekend? Think the Pats'll blow 'em out?Indie Sports Fan: Psh, who even cares about the Super Bowl? The whole thing is just a ploy by the big sports companies to sell advertising. It's not even...

Your Girlfriend, Translated

Simply roll your mouse over the text to reveal its true meaning!Are you going out with your friends tonight?Are you going to make me cry tonight?Let's fool around later.Let's snuggle later.My friend, John...This guy who wants to bone me, John......

What You're Saying With Your Classroom Beverage

Most people come to class with a coffee, soda, and/or that Nalgene they may have stolen from the orientation welcome table (there wasn't a sign or anything), but every once in a while, a different refreshment makes its way to the lecture hall and...

Chatroom Wingman

Richie Rich Grows Up

Hello Mom and Dad,It's me, your "Poor Little Rich Boy." Well, I'm not so little any more. But I am still rich. I'm 30 years old sitting on a 10-figure trust fund just itching to be spent. And guess what: I do what I want, when I want. Just like I...