Wrong! I masturbated BEFORE I came to Taco Bell, as I always do.
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See honey, even the fortune cookie agrees with me.
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Can I still eat other shitty cookies?
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At least this plastic bag tastes pretty good.
You know, I'm beginning to suspect those lucky numbers aren't actually that lucky.
Why do you toy with me, fortune cookie?
They are right.
and isn't that the greatest fortune of all?
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Do cookies dream?
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How post-modern.
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Your fortune must be a little too clever for it's own good.
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You know what, the cookie is right. I'm leaving my wife.
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Dude, don't play those numbers. They are obviously not as lucky as some people would have you think.
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"Damn, my last one said I'd do it with Jessica Alba."
Wwwwwwhhhhattt??!!?
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Ask again later.
"A fortune that explains the noises I hear at night.
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FORTUNE COOKIE: It looks like the nerds hacked into the fortune-cookie-tron.
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FORTUNE COOKIES: Our shortest contest yet.
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FORTUNE COOKIE: Learn english - always, an adverb, not a noun.
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