I've heard the expression "boom mic in a china shop" but this is ridiculous.
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135
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3 days ago 
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67
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3 days ago 
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7
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5 days ago 
"Sorry Davidson, the team voted. It was either change our uniforms or get rid of the color blind kid. You're out."
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62
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1 week ago 
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111
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2 weeks ago 
"Each of these balloons represents the precious life of an orphan."
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60
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3 weeks ago 
This is embarrassing, even for someone who was in Airplane!
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49
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3 weeks ago 
The head coach on the other team was then forced to live in quiet shame, knowing he didn't do his job correctly.
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54
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3 weeks ago 
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7
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October 10, 2009 
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111
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1 month ago 
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1
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October 09, 2009 
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180
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1 month ago 
If only this existed 10 years ago, then I'd have my childhood back.
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189
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1 month ago 
I'd like to think football is a team sport, but that loss is squarely his fault.
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152
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1 month ago 
Going right would have meant the futon soared effortlessly through the window frame and crashed through their jerk roommate's windshield.
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53
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1 month ago 
The terrible fall that sent O'Brien to the hospital and deprived the world of Horny Manatee jokes for a night. Conan's fine. Horny Manatee jokes? Too soon to tell.
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22
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1 month ago 
"He's currently in a Florida jail, living in wood shavings and chewing on his cage."
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29
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1 month ago 
Direct translation of lyrics: "Dude, I can't believe they're falling for it!"
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86
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2 months ago 
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69
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2 months ago 
The Spanish have 1,000 words for "Oops" but no words for "Watch out for that water!"
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43
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2 months ago 
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