Hey guysss, long time no blog. I am pre-ttay pre-ttay psyched about my new MacBook Air.
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As many of you know from previous blogs, I’ve been looking for a new nickname. Beelzebub is too cute; Prince of Darkness is such a downer. Well, today I was experimenting with anagrams, and I discovered that if you rearrange the letters in &...
KEEP READINGCurrent Mood: ExuberantListening To: John Philip Sousa’s Greatest HitsToday is the first day that I’m really excited to have a blog, because I get to share this moment with all of you: WELCOME, JERRY FALWELL! You have to understand &...
KEEP READINGYou know what I haven’t done in a while? Speak through a serpent. I just feel like it wouldn’t have any effect these days. So a serpent talks to some guy, maybe they make the 10 o’clock news, maybe not, maybe they get...
KEEP READINGSometimes I feel like I’m never going to meet The One. I mean, I could have anyone I want down here, but it’s not the same. Yesterday a beautiful woman came up to me and said “Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?” Then she walked away laughing...
KEEP READINGI kind of want to add another prong onto my trident. But then is it still a trident? Is there such a thing as a Quadent? I guess it'd pretty much be a fork. Imagine what you could eat with a fork that big? I'm such a little piggy, I need to stop...
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