I kind of want to add another prong onto my trident. But then is it still a trident? Is there such a thing as a Quadent? I guess it'd pretty much be a fork. Imagine what you could eat with a fork that big? I'm such a little piggy, I need to stop...
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3 years ago
Sometimes I feel like I’m never going to meet The One. I mean, I could have anyone I want down here, but it’s not the same. Yesterday a beautiful woman came up to me and said “Did it hurt… when you fell from heaven?” Then she walked away laughing...
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3 years ago
You know what I haven’t done in a while? Speak through a serpent. I just feel like it wouldn’t have any effect these days. So a serpent talks to some guy, maybe they make the 10 o’clock news, maybe not, maybe they get...
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3 years ago
Current Mood: ExuberantListening To: John Philip Sousa’s Greatest HitsToday is the first day that I’m really excited to have a blog, because I get to share this moment with all of you: WELCOME, JERRY FALWELL! You have to understand &...
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2 years ago
As many of you know from previous blogs, I’ve been looking for a new nickname. Beelzebub is too cute; Prince of Darkness is such a downer. Well, today I was experimenting with anagrams, and I discovered that if you rearrange the letters in &...
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2 years ago
Hey guysss, long time no blog. I am pre-ttay pre-ttay psyched about my new MacBook Air.
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2 years ago 
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