1. I don't think I'd pay to talk to her. rnrn2. I would definitely would ask for my money back if she fell asleep.
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Nothing like having some meat in your mouth.
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The worst thing about elephant rape is that the female never forgets.
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I'm not here to arrest anyone, just let me watch... I'm lonely.
Sword-wielding Wisconsin "hero" mistakes loud porno for sexual assault, which actually happens to be a very specific fetish.
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Less believable than Jimmy Kimmel f*cking Ben Affleck.
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A new device is up for approval by the FDA. It gives women an electric orgasm at the touch of a button.
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Porno for chocoholics.
Watching this is as close as most "Star Trek" fans will ever come to actual sex.
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A strange new product has hit the market: boner-inducing listerine breath strips.
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Michelle really needs to get laid.
Talk to your kids about obscure sexual acts... or somebody else will.
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Robby Roadsteamer presents a lukewarm love ballad.
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