That's not fair. If douchebags reclaim the word douchebag, then we have to find something else to call them. I suggest "asshole loser jerks that everyone hates."
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99
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yesterday 
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41
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3 days ago 
Goody Parsons bakes a cake sweeter than Goody Hencock's cake with only one trifle of sugar. How can Goody Parsons do this? The answer is simple; she's a witch.
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9
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4 days ago 
A Phillies game you'll never forget, no matter how hard you try.
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38
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5 days ago 
This is a real commercial for a real mobile home company. Everything Robert says in it is true. If more commercials were like this, I wouldn't have to Tivo past them.
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111
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5 days ago 
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66
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1 week ago 
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40
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1 week ago 
I don't know if you can still call it "fast food" if it takes you six hours to write a song to place your order.
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42
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1 week ago 
Rare footage of a bird as strange as the platypus -- and with much better bass.
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80
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1 week ago 
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48
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1 week ago 
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113
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2 weeks ago 
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16
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2 weeks ago 
Mayonnaise jingles and sexual harassment go together like mayonnaise and anything else that's fatty and disgusting.
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33
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2 weeks ago 
Don't call her a hero. She has no idea what that word means.
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139
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3 weeks ago 
In June of 2009, Tim was cast for a small speaking role on the hit NBC show, "Trauma". His part never made the final cut. We can't imagine why.
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20
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3 weeks ago 
I hear if you beat Donkey Kong flawlessly on the bridge level AND rip his head off, you get to fight Bowser.
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26
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3 weeks ago 
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8
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October 14, 2009 
This is why it's important to remember girls' names. Or to have smarter friends.
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30
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1 month ago 
Crappy in Canada just means "no hockey". Featuring Ellen Page and Justin Long!
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56
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1 month ago 
Mimes make the worst employees. Unless you run a company that hires out a lot of mimes. Then they're probably necessary.
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22
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1 month ago 
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