A lesser samurai would have missed or killed him completely.
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51
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3 months ago
This is the second most courageous thing a nerd can do. The first is talking to a girl.
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56
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4 months ago
First prize in this talent show is not having a second tour of duty.
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92
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9 months ago
That's nothing. I once ate a burger so big I had to cut it in half with a machine gun.
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65
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1 year ago
The path of the guy who wears Hawaiian shirts is a lonely one, yet I choose to walk it.
"An annual tradition started at the University of California at Davis to be held on the last day of every school year. Legions of the north (Nor Cal) fight legions of the south (So Cal) in a battle of epic proportions."
I'd hate to run across this guy in a dark alley in medieval Japan.
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114
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1 year ago
"Grandpa, can you open this bottle for me? My hands are wet."
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51
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2 years ago
Egg snuff porn.
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52
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2 years ago
Knives and bongs. Forget Wal-Mart, this is truly one stop shopping.
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31
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2 years ago A temple guard from adult Legends of the Hidden Temple.
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0
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2 years ago
The best part is the Photoshopped lens flare.
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90
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2 years ago
Let's not rush to judge - maybe he's just going to make some sort of ritualistic sacrifice.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas I would like one of these swords, a ninja, and a machine gun.
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2
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3 years ago
What kind of school lets you take a senior picture with a weapon?
Wow, that sword IS dangerous. I'll take 12.
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13
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4 years ago
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