'The Graphic Truth' Articles
59 total- Friday, May 2 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:Reality by Height
How funny you look. God, I'm sorry. I really didn't mean to laugh. No, I know it's rude. I'm sorry. Likelihood your skin is this colorFeasibility of a career in professional tossingHiding placesFear of doorwaysChances that standing oral sex is...
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- Wednesday, Apr 16 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The More You Play Rockband
Amount that it's your roommate's turn to use the TVReal stickers on a fake guitarGroupies f*ckedGirlfriends f*ckedHow much fun singing isAmount people tell you to learn a real instrumentAmount you want to learn a real instrument
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- Wednesday, Mar 26 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:Coolness By Age
Sleeping with an 18-year-oldSleeping with a 40-year-oldFailing testsEating at Friendly'sPeppermint candiesAll other candiesDriving a minivanDriving a Mercury
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- Wednesday, Mar 5 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The Wilder Your Spring Break Spot Is
Kidneys in your bodyLaws brokenValue of beads in local economyTime spent untagging yourself in Facebook pictures after your returnLikelihood the water you're drinking is this colorTigers seenTigers wrestled
KEEP READINGBy Streeter Seidell73
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- Wednesday, Feb 20 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The More Your Parents Love You
Student loansNumber of convertiblesNumber of siblingsPizza dinners!How "talented and attractive" you areAmount they'll set you free
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- Wednesday, Feb 13 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The More Siblings You Have
Quality of Christmas presentsNoogiesLikelihood you're Irish CatholicImaginary friendsOdds that you have a niece or nephew who is older than youChances that you have 18 siblingsLikelihood of gettin...STEVE! What the f*ck?! MOM! Steve farted in...
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- Wednesday, Feb 6 2008
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Article:The Number of Nickelback Songs You Know
The number of girlfriends you've hadAmount you know what the hell is on Joey's headAmount of gas stations you work atLikelihood that your hair resembles the end of this lineThe number of cars rusting in your yardLikelihood that you're in Nickleback
KEEP READINGBy CH Staff72
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- Wednesday, Jan 30 2008
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The Graphic Truth
Article:The Size of Your iTunes Library
The size of your headphonesLikelihood you use the 'rating' feature on iTunesPending RIAA lawsuitsLikelihood you know that song that's like BaaaaBOP baaaa baba badadummmmProbability that Spice Girls album is "just a joke"CDs bought in the last five...
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- Friday, Jan 25 2008
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Article:The More IM Buddies You Have
Likelihood you have plans for Friday night:)'s used:)'s inventedAgeGroups named 'Southern Hemisphere'Time your profile is idleTime your body is idle
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- Friday, Jan 18 2008
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Article:The More You Watch The News
Non-Perishable foods purchasedNumber of answers that may shock youNumber of answers that do shock youGovernment mind control rays absorbedBelief that eggs are good for youLikelihood that you're the kidnapperChances that you're going to have that f*...
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Jan 9 2008
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The Number Of Exes You Saw Over Break
Number of your children seen over breakLies told to your current significant otherBitternessSweetnessAmount you were into Nickleback during high schoolTic-Tac-Toe playedRestraining orders violated
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Article:The More I Got To Work Really Late Today
Number of lines on the graphic truth
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- Wednesday, Dec 5 2007
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The Harder Your Finals Are
"Bathroom breaks" taken during examAnswers miraculously solvedExpected post-college salaryKnowledge retained into adulthoodC's filled inTrips to the library Study aides used
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Nov 28 2007
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The Closer It Gets To Winter Break
Dude, I cannot WAIT to go home!Dude, I cannot wait to get back to school!Finals remaining Alcohol consumedFinals failed Yeah, I can definitely score some cash off the rents for a ski trip. No doubt.Planning for New Years
KEEP READING - Friday, Nov 23 2007
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The Longer You Sat At Thanksgiving Dinner
Urgency of defecation breakAmount of turnips eatenAmount of mashed potatoes eatenWine drunkTolerability of own familyAttractiveness of second cousin Living grandparents
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Nov 14 2007
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The Colder It Gets
Feeling in faceAmount your fingers tips are this colorFreshly killed animals slept insideIce puns by Arnold Schwarzenegger in 'Batman & Robin'Number of shirts worn at onceGlove wearing Mitten wearing Hey, hey...look, it's like I'm smoking! It...
KEEP READING - Friday, Nov 9 2007
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Amount of Time Spent Online
Number of iPod Nanos "Won"Number of iPod Nanos receivedCarpal Tunnel Symptoms 4bi1i7y 2 r34d 7h15 Percentage of time spent looking at pornography F1RST!
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Oct 31 2007
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Amount Of Time Spent On Halloween Costume
Amount of time spent in the costumeAbility to easily fit through doorwaysEase of urinationSoldeing iron burnsChances that you'll get laidChances that you've been laid in the past
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Oct 24 2007
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The Number Of Pics You Have On Facebook
Ability to run for public office in the futureFacebook Zombie bitesReal zombie bitesLikelihood you're a vampireAmount you care what other people think of youAmount you think other people care about youNumber of pics on Friendster
KEEP READING - Wednesday, Oct 17 2007
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The Amount of Clothing You Own
Chances you're a comic strip characterSweatshops ownedT-shirts in rotationLikelihood you're a homosexual maleLikelihood you're a wealthy womanLikelihood you're a homeless man pushing a shopping cartAmount you complain about how you have, like, no...
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