World's Biggest Bad Ass

Vote for who you think its the world’s biggest (nonfictional) badass. Failure to do so will result in noogies from all of them.

The official voting period has ended. See the results below.


Henry Rollins
Henry Rollins
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Singer-songwriter, spoken word artist, writer, publisher, actor, radio DJ, and activist.

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Julius Caesar
Julius Caesar
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Roman general and statesman who helped turn Roman Republic.

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The Results

  • 1.
    Genghis Khan
    80%
  • 2.
    Alexander the Great
    80%
  • 3.
    Bruce Lee
    79%
  • 4.
    Clint Eastwood
    78%
  • 5.
    Theodore Roosevelt
    74%
  • 6.
    George Patton
    74%
  • 7.
    Attila
    74%
  • 8.
    Winston Churchill
    73%
  • 9.
    Julius Caesar
    73%
  • 10.
    Muhammad Ali
    72%
  • 11.
    Abraham Lincoln
    72%
  • 12.
    Nikola Tesla
    71%
  • 13.
    George Washington
    69%
  • 14.
    Sean Connery
    68%
  • 15.
    Samuel L. Jackson
    67%
  • 16.
    Geronimo
    67%
  • 17.
    John Wayne
    67%
  • 18.
    Ulysses S. Grant
    66%
  • 19.
    Johnny Cash
    66%
  • 20.
    Oskar Schindler
    65%
  • 21.
    Grigori Rasputin
    65%
  • 22.
    Bill Murray
    65%
  • 23.
    Chuck Norris
    65%
  • 24.
    Thich Quang Duc
    64%
  • 25.
    Vladimir Putin
    64%
  • 26.
    Neil Armstrong
    64%
  • 27.
    Evel Knievel
    64%
  • 28.
    Ernest Hemingway
    63%
  • 29.
    Andrew Jackson
    62%
  • 30.
    Robert De Niro
    62%
  • 31.
    Davy Crockett
    62%
  • 32.
    Aron Ralston
    61%
  • 33.
    Jimi Hendrix
    61%
  • 34.
    Pat Tillman
    61%
  • 35.
    Chuck Yeager
    60%
  • 36.
    Edmund Hillary
    60%
  • 37.
    John F. Kennedy
    60%
  • 38.
    Mark Twain
    59%
  • 39.
    Guy Fawkes
    59%
  • 40.
    Jackie Robinson
    58%
  • 41.
    Thomas Jefferson
    58%
  • 42.
    Eliot Ness
    58%
  • 43.
    Frederick Douglass
    58%
  • 44.
    Bear Grylls
    57%
  • 45.
    Mike Tyson
    57%
  • 46.
    Charles Lindbergh
    57%
  • 47.
    Harry Houdini
    57%
  • 48.
    Joan of Arc
    57%
  • 49.
    Danny Trejo
    55%
  • 50.
    Jason Statham
    55%
  • 35.
    Chuck Yeager
    Chuck Yeager

    A retired major general and the first pilot to travel faster than sound thereby making him the first, best, and most supersonic.

  • 34.
    Pat Tillman
    Pat Tillman

    National Football League player and member of the United States Army Rangers.

  • 33.
    Jimi Hendrix
    Jimi Hendrix

    Legendary guitarist who could make even a song made in the 19th Century sound cool.

  • 32.
    Aron Ralston
    Aron Ralston

    Mountain climber turned public speaker after amputating his own arm.

  • 31.
    Davy Crockett
    Davy Crockett

    A celebrated American pioneer and politician, his legend began at 13 when he skipped school one day—for 3 years.

  • 30.
    Robert De Niro
    Robert De Niro

    American actor and lovable Family man.

  • 29.
    Andrew Jackson
    Andrew Jackson

    Former President of the United States who fought in the Revolutionary War when he was only thirteen.

  • 28.
    Ernest Hemingway
    Ernest Hemingway

    Author who drank, womanized, and penned great literature heavily.

  • 27.
    Evel Knievel
    Evel Knievel

    Daredevil known for jumping over canyons and his red, white, and blue suit.

  • 26.
    Neil Armstrong
    Neil Armstrong

    Once held the title of Only Man Ever To Touch the Moon.

  • 25.
    Vladimir Putin
    Vladimir Putin

    Prime Minister of Russia and bear wrestler.

  • 24.
    Thich Quang Duc
    Thich Quang Duc

    Buddhist monk who burned himself to death just to make a point.

  • 23.
    Chuck Norris
    Chuck Norris

    Martial art expert and subject of Internet facts.

  • 22.
    Bill Murray
    Bill Murray

    Comedian who lives life as he pleases.

  • 21.
    Grigori Rasputin
    Grigori Rasputin

    Russian Mystic rumored to be in control of the Russian Monarchy and impossible to kill.

  • 20.
    Oskar Schindler
    Oskar Schindler

    Saved over a thousand Jews during the Holocaust by employing them in his factory.

  • 19.
    Johnny Cash
    Johnny Cash

    The original Man In Black who didn’t fight aliens.

  • 18.
    Ulysses S. Grant
    Ulysses S. Grant

    Former President of the United States and Civil War military commander.

  • 17.
    John Wayne
    John Wayne

    Outspoken American actor who continued to work for more than a decade after losing 4 ribs and a lung to cancer.

  • 16.
    Geronimo
    Geronimo

    Native American leader who fought against Mexico and the United States for their expansion into Apache tribal lands for several decades during the Apache Wars.

  • 15.
    Samuel L. Jackson
    Samuel L. Jackson

    Actor known for exuding awesomeness and profanity.

  • 14.
    Sean Connery
    Sean Connery

    The best James Bond, inspiration for the best of the SNL jeopardy sketches

  • 13.
    George Washington
    George Washington

    Number one in your program; number one in your heart.

  • 12.
    Nikola Tesla
    Nikola Tesla

    Serbian inventor and eccentric.

  • 11.
    Abraham Lincoln
    Abraham Lincoln

    Former President of the United States, abolisher of slavery, and frequent top hat wearer.

  • 10.
    Muhammad Ali
    Muhammad Ali

    3-time World Heavyweight Champion with a penchant for rhyming.

  • 9.
    Julius Caesar
    Julius Caesar

    Roman general and statesman who helped turn Roman Republic.

  • 8.
    Winston Churchill
    Winston Churchill

    Quotable Prime Minister who helped England win World War 2.

  • 7.
    Attila
    Attila

    Leader of the Hunnic Empire, known across the land for his brutality.

  • 6.
    George Patton
    George Patton

    Eccentric and genius military commander who helped win World War 2.

  • 5.
    Theodore Roosevelt
    Theodore Roosevelt

    Former President of the United States who spoke softly, carried a big stick, and killed bears.

  • 4.
    Clint Eastwood
    Clint Eastwood

    Actor, director, producer, composer, politician, and your dad’s hero.

  • 3.
    Bruce Lee
    Bruce Lee

    Martial arts master and actor.

  • 2.
    Alexander the Great
    Alexander the Great

    Considered perhaps the greatest general in history he conquered and led one of the greatest empires of all time.

  • 1.
    Genghis Khan
    Genghis Khan

    Brutal warrior, founder of the largest empire in history, and the most enterprising Khan until Chaka.