Vote for who you think its the world's biggest (nonfictional) badass. Failure to do so will result in noogies from all of them.
The official voting period has ended. See the results below.
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Chuck YeagerA retired major general and the first pilot to travel faster than sound thereby making him the first, best, and most supersonic.
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Pat TillmanNational Football League player and member of the United States Army Rangers.
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Jimi HendrixLegendary guitarist who could make even a song made in the 19th Century sound cool.
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Aron RalstonMountain climber turned public speaker after amputating his own arm.
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Davy CrockettA celebrated American pioneer and politician, his legend began at 13 when he skipped school one day—for 3 years.
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Robert De NiroAmerican actor and lovable Family man.
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Andrew JacksonFormer President of the United States who fought in the Revolutionary War when he was only thirteen.
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Ernest HemingwayAuthor who drank, womanized, and penned great literature heavily.
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Evel KnievelDaredevil known for jumping over canyons and his red, white, and blue suit.
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Neil ArmstrongOnce held the title of Only Man Ever To Touch the Moon.
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Vladimir PutinPrime Minister of Russia and bear wrestler.
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Thich Quang DucBuddhist monk who burned himself to death just to make a point.
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Chuck NorrisMartial art expert and subject of Internet facts.
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Bill MurrayComedian who lives life as he pleases.
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Grigori RasputinRussian Mystic rumored to be in control of the Russian Monarchy and impossible to kill.
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Oskar SchindlerSaved over a thousand Jews during the Holocaust by employing them in his factory.
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Johnny CashThe original Man In Black who didn’t fight aliens.
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Ulysses S. GrantFormer President of the United States and Civil War military commander.
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John WayneOutspoken American actor who continued to work for more than a decade after losing 4 ribs and a lung to cancer.
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GeronimoNative American leader who fought against Mexico and the United States for their expansion into Apache tribal lands for several decades during the Apache Wars.
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Samuel L. JacksonActor known for exuding awesomeness and profanity.
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Sean ConneryThe best James Bond, inspiration for the best of the SNL jeopardy sketches
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George WashingtonNumber one in your program; number one in your heart.
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Nikola TeslaSerbian inventor and eccentric.
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Abraham LincolnFormer President of the United States, abolisher of slavery, and frequent top hat wearer.
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Muhammad Ali3-time World Heavyweight Champion with a penchant for rhyming.
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Julius CaesarRoman general and statesman who helped turn Roman Republic.
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Winston ChurchillQuotable Prime Minister who helped England win World War 2.
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AttilaLeader of the Hunnic Empire, known across the land for his brutality.
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George PattonEccentric and genius military commander who helped win World War 2.
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Theodore RooseveltFormer President of the United States who spoke softly, carried a big stick, and killed bears.
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Clint EastwoodActor, director, producer, composer, politician, and your dad’s hero.
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Bruce LeeMartial arts master and actor.
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Alexander the GreatConsidered perhaps the greatest general in history he conquered and led one of the greatest empires of all time.
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Genghis KhanBrutal warrior, founder of the largest empire in history, and the most enterprising Khan until Chaka.
