Vote for the Most Embarrassing Thing in the World. It may not make everyone forget about the "incident" you had in third grade, but it should keep you from doing anything humiliating. For a little while, at least.
Did we miss anything? How embarrassing.
Email: Alex.Watt@CollegeHumor.com
The official voting period has ended. See the results below.
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50.
Accidentally spraying sink water on your pants so it looks like you peed yourself -
49.
Pushing on a door that you need to pull, not realizing this for a long time -
48.
Missing your mouth with the beverage you're drinking -
47.
Realizing that your iPod volume is louder than you thought and everyone could hear you listening to Miley Cyrus -
46.
Breaking a valuable object while doing something stupid -
45.
Running into a current/old teacher while buying condoms -
44.
Saying something negative about a friend's ex because you didn't know they got back together -
43.
Dropping your tray in the dining hall -
42.
Showing up to an event under-dressed -
41.
![Calling your professor "Mom"](http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/63/30/e65e628b3893709cbeaadde6540ad980.jpg "Calling your professor "Mom"")
Calling your professor "Mom" -
40.
Falling asleep on a stranger while using public transportation -
39.
Getting caught clearing your browsing history before letting somebody use your laptop. -
38.
Someone seeing you looking at pictures of them on Facebook -
37.
Explaining your joke to someone who understood it but didn't laugh -
36.
Bringing up a person's dead relative, or other unfortunate family situation, in conversation -
35.
Getting pit stains -
34.
Saying something super loud right as the crowd falls silent -
33.
Trying to look someone up on Facebook and accidentally posting their name as your status -
32.
Having to go to work/school after attempting to cut/dye your own hair -
31.
Buying hemorrhoid cream/laxatives/yeast infection stuff at a pharmacy; you know its for a prank or otherwise legit reason, but the cashier doesn't -
30.
Getting pooped on by a bird -
29.
Telling someone they have something on their face before realizing it's a birthmark -
28.
Your parents talking to you about sex -
27.
Walking in on someone in the bathroom -
26.
Dropping something wet on your crotch -
25.
Trying to start a chant and no one else joins in -
24.
Accidentally spitting in someone's face while talking -
23.
Not being invited to a party all of your friends are going to -
22.
Having someone walk in on you in the bathroom -
21.
Sweating through your shorts -
20.
Forgetting the name of a person you've met more than once -
19.
Having your bathing suit come off in public -
18.
Having the ass of your pants rip in public -
17.
At a friend's house, the toilet does something weird that is not your fault, but you are torn between telling them and just letting them find out -
16.
Mistaking a fat lady for a pregnant lady -
15.
Saying something bad about someone who overhears -
14.
Getting pantsed -
13.
Farting in an empty elevator and then someone coming on a second later -
12.
Puking in public -
11.
Realizing at the register that you do not have enough money on your person to pay -
10.
Having a booger you're not aware of -
9.
Accidentally touching a naked person in a gym locker room -
8.
Mistaking someone for the opposite gender -
7.
Waving to someone who wasn't actually waving at you -
6.
Attempting to join in a conversation, not being heard, saying what you said again, realizing they totally heard you the first time -
5.
Showing someone a picture on your phone and they scroll without permission and see a naked picture of you -
4.
Clogging the toilet at a friend's house -
3.
Watching a sex scene with your parents -
2.
Catching someone else masturbating -
1.
Parents catching you masturbating
