The Most Embarrassing Things in the World Vote for the Most Embarrassing Thing in the World. It may not make everyone forget about the "incident" you had in third grade, but it should keep you from doing anything humiliating. For a little while, at least.  

The official voting period ends Thursday May 1, 2014 at 11:59PM so get your votes in now.

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Total Votes: 2,186,399

Score = wins / total matches  (recalculated every 5 minutes)

The Results

  • 1.
    Parents catching you masturbating
    90%
  • 2.
    Catching someone else masturbating
    76%
  • 3.
    Watching a sex scene with your parents
    75%
  • 4.
    Clogging the toilet at a friend's house
    74%
  • 5.
    Showing someone a picture on your phone and they scroll without ...
    73%
  • 6.
    Attempting to join in a conversation, not being heard, saying what ...
    71%
  • 7.
    Waving to someone who wasn't actually waving at you
    70%
  • 8.
    Mistaking someone for the opposite gender
    68%
  • 9.
    Accidentally touching a naked person in a gym locker room
    67%
  • 10.
    Having a booger you're not aware of
    67%
  • 11.
    Realizing at the register that you do not have enough money on your ...
    66%
  • 12.
    Farting in an empty elevator and then someone coming on a second ...
    65%
  • 13.
    Puking in public
    65%
  • 14.
    Getting pantsed
    65%
  • 15.
    Saying something bad about someone who overhears
    64%
  • 16.
    Mistaking a fat lady for a pregnant lady
    63%
  • 17.
    At a friend's house, the toilet does something weird that is not ...
    63%
  • 18.
    Having the ass of your pants rip in public
    62%
  • 19.
    Having your bathing suit come off in public
    62%
  • 20.
    Having someone walk in on you in the bathroom
    61%
  • 21.
    Forgetting the name of a person you've met more than once
    60%
  • 22.
    Not being invited to a party all of your friends are going to
    60%
  • 23.
    Sweating through your shorts
    60%
  • 24.
    Accidentally spitting in someone's face while talking
    60%
  • 25.
    Trying to start a chant and no one else joins in
    60%
  • 26.
    Walking in on someone in the bathroom
    60%
  • 27.
    Your parents talking to you about sex
    59%
  • 28.
    Dropping something wet on your crotch
    59%
  • 29.
    Telling someone they have something on their face before realizing ...
    59%
  • 30.
    Getting pooped on by a bird
    58%
  • 31.
    Trying to look someone up on Facebook and accidentally posting their ...
    58%
  • 32.
    Having to go to work/school after attempting to cut/dye your own ...
    58%
  • 33.
    Saying something super loud right as the crowd falls silent
    58%
  • 34.
    Getting pit stains
    57%
  • 35.
    Buying hemorrhoid cream/laxatives/yeast infection stuff at a pharmacy; ...
    57%
  • 36.
    Bringing up a person's dead relative, or other unfortunate family ...
    57%
  • 37.
    Explaining your joke to someone who understood it but didn't ...
    56%
  • 38.
    Someone seeing you looking at pictures of them on Facebook
    55%
  • 39.
    Calling your professor "Mom"
    55%
  • 40.
    Showing up to an event under-dressed
    55%
  • 41.
    Getting caught clearing your browsing history before letting somebody ...
    55%
  • 42.
    Falling asleep on a stranger while using public transportation
    55%
  • 43.
    Dropping your tray in the dining hall
    55%
  • 44.
    Saying something negative about a friend's ex because you didn't ...
    54%
  • 45.
    Running into a current/old teacher while buying condoms
    54%
  • 46.
    Breaking a valuable object while doing something stupid
    53%
  • 47.
    Missing your mouth with the beverage you're drinking
    52%
  • 48.
    Realizing that your iPod volume is louder than you thought and everyone ...
    52%
  • 49.
    Pushing on a door that you need to pull, not realizing this for ...
    52%
  • 50.
    Having to flush twice, and you KNOW people know what's up
    51%

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