25. Unnecessarily Shortened Words
While there's nothing wrong with progress, there's absolutely everything wrong with the perversion of the English Language. Yeah, Shakespeare made up words all the time, so let's see you write some of the most important literary works of all time and THEN you can start saying "totes", which is a kind of bag.Â
24. Writing FIRST in a Comments Section
Being first is historically an achievement, so it's easy to see why this logic extended to writing something under a video or picture or a puppy or whatever. It's good to be first, it's just kind of sad that this is the route some choose to accomplish it.
23. People Not Turning The Volume Off Their Keyboard While Texting
The keyboard noise: for people who aren't quite convinced of this "texting" thing unless it's stimulating one more sense, or for people who don't get to text that often and want everybody to know when they do.
22. Wobbly Tables
A table's primary function is to provide a stable surface for objects, so when they fail in that one expectancy, it kind of sucks, especially when the solution is something as simple as a piece of wood buck up, tables!
21. When Somebody Says Literally and Do Not Literally Mean It
Here's a quick lesson for you now so that someone doesn't shout it in your face: literally means literally. If the number of people in the world who'd said they were "literally scared out of my mind" or "literally dead" were being accurate then we'd have a whole lot more to worry about than an inaccurate vocabulary. Since we don't, stop using wrong words.