Let's decide this once and for all.
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It's that age-old conundrum: flap your hands about wildly and risk looking like an idiot, or wipe your hand on your pants and risk looking like an idiot with wet pants? Solution: Tell whoever's in charge of the bathroom to get their shit together, and knock whatever they're holding out of their hands. For emphasis.
It should be clear that a phrase is annoying when the only possible responses to it are "
Yep" or "Shut up."
Never being able to hit the X on your browser fast enough when you accidentally click a link"It just popped up, I swear!" is one of the few things we told our parents as kids that WASN'T a lie. Believe us, dads, if we don't want you to know what we're looking at online, you;re not going to know what we're looking at online.
Look, we like "I Love You, Man" as much as the next guy, but it should be obvious that just because Jason Seigel can do something and have it be adorable, doesn't mean it applies to everybody. You're not Jason Seigel, so pick up after your dog.
Nothing says "you're not worth my human decency" like taking a service from a person while also completely ignoring said person. If this list is anything to go by, treating people like garbage is fine, but it's probably not a good idea to do it to the person in charge of not judging your $10 candy purchase.