Graduation is almost here and there are hundreds of terrible jobs you could apply for. We want to know what the absolute worst job is. Vote! (And don't worry, you can't even get any of these terrible jobs.)
The official voting period has ended. See the results below.
Total Votes: 792,378
Score = wins / total matches (recalculated every 5 minutes)
We asked, you voted. Here are the 25 worst jobs.
Average Salary: $15k-$24kIf getting belittled by drunk high school students/robbed is your thing, you'll love being a gas station attendant, which provides all the fun of a retail job with the added perks of free lukewarm, day-old hot dogs whenever you want, plus the bonuses paid to you in however many M&Ms you can stuff into your pockets.
Average Salary: $16k-$54kIt's probably hard to enjoy work, and, you know, your life, when you spend your days digging holes which dead bodies will shortly be flung into. Still, at least you're not a grave digger's assistant. Right?
Average Salary: $18k-$86kSlow down, guy! We're not talking the inexplicably put together man's man kind of traveling salesman, we're talking the sad, world-weary, Death of a Salesman kind. The kind who shows up at your door and sells a $4 brush or something, because you just can't stand to see him like that.
Average Salary: $20k-$62kTo an outside observer, Lindsay Lohan represents a fascinating, heartbreaking psychological study on the effects of fame and stress on an individual too young/emotionally ill-equipped to handle it. To her personal assistant, she probably represents that time she fired a gun into a Jamba Juice ceiling, again.
Average Salary: $16k-$37kThere's nothing quite like being in the presence of children whose minds are still being molded so that they might one day grow up and lead us into a glorious new age once they're done peeing and throwing up everywhere.