Graduation is almost here and there are hundreds of terrible jobs you could apply for. We want to know what the absolute worst job is. Vote! (And don't worry, you can't even get any of these terrible jobs.)
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The 25 Worst Jobs in the World
10. McDonald's Employee
Average Salary: $15k-$48k
Your official job title could be "King Sandwich Taster of the Moon esq." and you'd still be a McDonald's employee. There's no running from it, working for McDonald's sucks no matter who you are, but probably especially if you're a cow.
9. Stable Cleaner
Average Salary: $15k-$43k
When people say they'd give anything for a stable job in this economy, this is absolutely what they don't mean. Forget the fact you're spending all day doing manual labor and you're barely getting paid, but you're touching poop all day. Poop!
8. Taser Tester
Average Salary: $25k-$49k
Getting stabbed in the face with 1 million volts of electricity is an experience rivaled in its unpleasantness only by the number of "shocking" puns the scientists are going to yell at you as they repeatedly shorten your life. Through the uncontrollable muscle spasms and maybe, just maybe, an involuntary bowel movement, you'll manage to yelp a pained "it works!" before they do it again, laughing this time, probably.
7. Embalmer
Average Salary: $19k-$51k
If you can read the wikipedia page for "embalming" in its entirety and still not feel like throwing up, this is the career for you, you sicko. Sure, everyone could use a little extra money, but don't forget about all those jars and fluids and dark fetish website subscriptions eating into your profits.
6. Telemarketer
Average Salary: $16k-$41k
Some people pay good money to have some really twisted stuff yelled at them. Chances are those people envy telemarketers with a frenzy. They are the only ones. It's actually quite amazing that it's even still a profession, given the fact that in the history of mankind no-one has ever, ever bought something from a telemarketer.
