When writing a pop song, there is no such thing as a lyric that is too dumb to sing over and over. Some of the stupidest thoughts the human mind has ever conjured are probably stuck in your mind forever because someone jammed them in a catchy tune.
In this field of shocking idiocy and nonsense rhymes, we want to know what the absolute dumbest lyrics are. Vote now!
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“I love your lack of self-respect/while you’re passed out on the deck/ I love my hands around your neck”
"Would it be wrong? Would it be right? If I took my life tonight, chances are that I might."
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"Ding, ding, ding, ding"
There's nothing quite as infuriating or redundant as monotonous, repetitive lyrics in lieu of any value of meaning, just for the sake of a catchy bit. At the very least we can be glad something this overtly vapid appears only once on this list.
"Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah/ Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah, yeah"
"And she said please no don't stop/ And I said I caught a cramp/ And she said please keep on goin'/ I said my leg is about to crack/ Then she cries out/ Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax/ And I said cool/ Climax/ Just let go of my leg"
No one can describe the force of an impassioned woman with as little enthusiasm as R. Kelly, who here decides to simultaneously describe a racy sex romp and a minor injury.
"In Portuguese it means bring your butt/ on the floor, and move it real fast/ I want to see your kitty and a little bit of puppies"
When a woman experiences pregnancy, it's not often you'll find a man willing to sexualize the process so brazenly. But that just goes to show what a gentleman KFed truly is. When the going gets tough, KFed wants to be right there with his boo, relishing in the foreplay of childbirth.
"She on a diet, but her cock is eating cheesecake"
Of all the idiotic song lyrics, the worst are those that are not only vapid, but try to pass the vapidness off as clever. A tortured she-man evades weight loss by consuming creamy desserts through her male genitals? Intelligence and anatomy have not been this offended since Catdog. Nicki Minaj, your assertive nonsense and cockiness have rightly earned you the title of songwriter with the absolute dumbest lyrics.