Strawberry Cheesecake

20. Strawberry Cheesecake

– Strawberry cheesecake ice cream, strawberries, graham cracker swirls

There's a certain kind of perverse logic that applies to turning one dessert into a different dessert, but, straight-up, we're glad it exists.

Chocolate Chocolate Chip

19. Chocolate Chocolate Chip

If there's one problem with talking about twenty five different flavors of ice cream (and there SHOULDN'T BE) it's that sometimes you're going to get a couple of flavors that are, for all intents and purposes, a little too similar. And how are you supposed to write about one two entries from now when you've written about another almost entirely identical? Ah, who cares. It'll probably be fine. Chocolate chocolate chip is great because of all the chocolate that's in it.

Phish Food

18. Phish Food

– Chocolate ice cream, gooey marshmallow, caramel swirls, fudge fish

The immediately unappetizing name almost makes the taste better, once you realise you're not eating tiny salty flakes of, what is that stuff? Corn?


17. Chocolate

Oh God. Excuse us, we uh… left something in our car.

Rocky Road

16. Rocky Road

– Vanilla ice cream, heavy and light cream, miniature marshmallows, chopped nuts

"Rocky road" is often a term used to describe a hard time in one's life. Considering only the contents of this ice cream, we'd like to change the meaning of "rocky road" to something like "A really delicious ice cream."